Opinion of Kingman's Performance

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Another Song Paradoy

To the Tune of Billy Joel's "Piano Man"
The Organist

Its 6 oclock on a Saturday
The regular crow's shuffles in,
There's an ol' season ticket holder next to me,
Getting patted down from his feet to his chin,
He said "Nanc B can you play me a melody"
"I'm not really sure how it goes"
"it's got a tune not just a beat, an organ music treat
Not some hip hop that nobody knows."
La de da, la la la, la la, la la la, la la
Play us a song you're the organist
Play us a song tonight
Cuz we're all in the mood for a melody,
And you've got us feeling alright
(Harmonica interlude)
Now Jon at the dog stand is a friend of mine,
He'll point you to the condiment stand,
He's quick with a joke,and fill your cup up with coke
as he talks and interacts with the fans,
He said Ev, I believe this is killing me,
As the smile ran away from his face,
We'll I'm sure that I could be a movie star,
But grillin’ Dodger dogs in loge is my place....
La la la la la la la , la lai la de da la la

Now Paul is a peanut man vender,
He tosses bags from distances far,
And he’s got his eye on Stacy who just drives him crazy
Wearing that halter top in seat 20R
Our Usher's  moving fans to the other section,
while ticket guys burn files in the top deck,
yes their sharing a bonfire they call lonliness,
because the franchise is pretty much shot to heck.


La la la la la la la , la lai la de da la la

Play us a song you're the organist
Play us a song tonight
Cuz we're all in the mood for a melody,
And you've got us feeling alright


It’s a fairly good crowd for a Saturday
cuz its Matt Kemp bobblehead night,
yes they’re coming for porcelain artwork,
and to forget about Frank for a night.
And Nancy B’s organ sounds like a carnival
while the Blue fail to produce with their bats
and the fans in the stands they just sit on their hands 
cuz were down 7-0 to the Gnats.

La la la la la la la , la lai la de da la la

Play us a song you're the organist
Play us a song tonight
Cuz we're all in the mood for a melody,
And you've got us feeling alright


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